WHAT THE HELL HAVE I DONE
you’ve created a monster. A beautiful, beautiful monster.
OH MY GOD YOU’RE RIGHT
lets find out about this guy and make him famous.
Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin
Robert Downey Jr. and a cat.
Trailer: Seeking a Friend at the End of the World - June 22
Written and directed by Lorene Scafaria. Starring Steve Carell, Keira Knightley, T.J. Miller, Melanie Lynskey, Amy Schumer, Adam Brody, Gillian Jacobs, Rob Corddry, Rob Huebel, Connie Britton, and Patton Oswalt.
Despite the fact that Keira Knightley is playing the manic-pixie-dream-girliest manic pixie dream girl to ever grace the silver screen, and Steve Carell is playing the same hopeless shlub he’s portrayed in countless past films, this has some promise. The jokes are funny, the ensemble casting is smart, and the concept is just the right amount of crazy. The trailer hits its beats with surprising accuracy, for example as I thought to myself, “why aren’t people looting,” there was looting. The opening is beautifully calculated and understated. This could be quite good.
Humor, romance, and the end of the Earth? I can see myself bawling already.
This looks fucking A+
Rebuttal of the Day: At a taping of her show set to air tomorrow, Ellen DeGeneres called out conservative group One Million Moms (actual membership: 40,000) for calling on JCPenney to dump her as their spokesperson or risk losing customers “with traditional values.”
“I usually don’t talk about stuff like this on my show, but I really want to thank everyone who is supporting me,” Ellen told her audience. “Here are the values I stand for. I stand for honesty, equality, kindness, compassion, treating people the way you’d want to be treated and helping those in need. To me, those are traditional values. That’s what I stand for.”
She then concluded, in signature Ellen fashion: “I also believe in dance.”
Watch the video here.
THIS WOMAN <3
Can’t do my homework, stars are not in the position